The best jokes (1936 to 1950)The best jokes rated by site visitors. Top rated jokes. These are the best jokes rated 1936 to 1950. NOTE jokes sometimes might seem not to be in order. Due to better performance joke top list is refreshed only once daily. |
Sodium Hypobromite
Science teacher: "Does anyone here know what sodium hypobromite is?"
Student: "NaBrO!"
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender laughs and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks at the bartender, with a look of extreme confusion on his face, and says, "You have a drink called Steve?"
A man and his wife were making
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was. In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."
Why are all monks promiscuous
Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?Getting Older
As I get older I realized....
I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
Learning My Lesson
I definitely learned my lesson about speeding today and it will never happen again.
I didn't get pulled over or anything...
I just showed up to work 20 minutes early.
A foreman of a factory was mak
A foreman of a factory was making his rounds inspecting how all of the workers were doing their jobs."Well," he said to one blond worker, "I see you are doing a very diligent job stamping all of the boxes 'THIS SIDE UP'."
"Yes," the worker replied, eager to please, "and just to be extra sure I stamped the bottom also!"
Oh Those Greek Gods
Question: What's the name of the Greek god of humor?
Answer: Hilarios.
World Voice Day Jokes
Today is World Voice Day! Find a joke about it!
If a pig loses its voice…
Is it disgruntled?
I lost my voice today.
I can't tell you how annoying it is.
How many voice actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to do it, and five to say, “I was offered that job!”
What do you call a narrator's favourite pair of pants?
Long story shorts.
#worldvoiceday
International Day for Monuments and Sites/World Heritage Day jokes
Today is International Day for Monuments and Sites (World Heritage Day)! Find a joke about it!
Why the great pyramids are in Egypt?
Because they were too heavy to carry of to the British museum.
Why was Cleopatra angry?
She was on her pyramid.
I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs
Turned out to be a pyramid scheme
I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic
Without all those tourists helping hold it up.
Two Americans are visiting Rome Colosseum
"Look at it. How huge and majestic it is."
"Just imagine how great it'll be when they finish building it."
Jokes about Mexicans to celebrate Cinco de Mayo
Cinco de Mayo, (Spanish: “Fifth of May”), also called Anniversary of the Battle of Puebla is holiday celebrated in parts of Mexico and the United States
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?
Carlos!
What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?
Sinko De Mayo.
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro, sink-o.
What do you call a mexican with a bottle of vermouth?
A dry Martinez.
What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?
Arriba McEntire.
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three?
Because there is no tres-passing.
Why did the Mexican sign up for Tinder?
For a Juan night stand.
What do you call a Mexican jedi apprentice?
Pada Juan.
Happy Friday with fresh new jokes
I poured root beer in a square glass.Now I just have beer.
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin
I told him that's the last thing I need
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?"
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Yesterday, I farted in the Apple Store and everyone got upset at me.
It’s not my fault they don’t have Windows…
San Francisco isn't just funny,
It's hill areas.
