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Short jokes - funny one liners (8441 to 8480)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 8441 to 8480. |
Yo momma is so short, you can ...
Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.Rogaine and Viagra
Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?
A: Hair that stands straight up on your head.
Supporting a family...
Sam had proposed to young Lisa and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law.
"Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?" the older man asked the suitor.
"Yes, sir," replied Sam, "I am."
"Well," said Lisa's father, "think carefully now. There are six of us."
A blonde is swimming in a rive...
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, "What are you doing in there?" She says, "I'm washing my clothes." The man asks, "Why don't you use a washing machine?" The blonde says, "I tried that, but it was too dizzy.
My friend asked me...
My friend asked me, "Why are you getting a divorce?" I responded, "My wife wasn't home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister's house."
He said, "So?"
And I responded, "She's lying. I spent the night at her sister's house!"
An old man is afraid that his ...
An old man is afraid that his wife is loosing her hearing. So, he walks up right to her ear and asks, "Can you hear me?" She didn't answer. He walked up closer and asked again. But there was no answer. Finally he asked her one more time really loud and his wife said, "for the third time yes!!!"Answering Machine Message 135
Hi, you've reached 474-2340. Don, Kendy and Sylvia can't come to the phone right now because they've been kidnapped by aliens and replaced by android duplicates. You could leave your name and number at the tone, but I wouldn't -- you might be next! (evil laugh)
Phone service...
Classmates at college were lamenting the cost of long distance phone service and debating the relative advantages of AT&T, MCI, and Sprint.
"I've found CTC to be the cheapest plan around," offered one.
"CTC? Who are they?"
"You know," he responded. "Call Them Collect."
Q: Why is a river rich? A: Bec...
Q: Why is a river rich? A: Because it has two banks.Q: Why did the skeleton cross ...
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?A: To get to the body shop.
Beyond the Call of Duty
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said the teacher.
The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Sure," said the young boy, confidently. "Means carrying a child."
Yo momma's so fat, her baby pi...
Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.Bus stop smell
A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your c*nt?""F#ck off, no you can't smell my c*nt!" the woman yells back at him,
"Oh", he replies, looking slightly confused, "it must be your feet then".
Q: What do you call a nun in a...
Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin MobileChildless Psychics
Q: Why can't psychics have children?
A: Their husbands have crystal balls.
A clear conscience is usually ...
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.Yo mamma is so stupid, she sto...
Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.“People who lack the ...
“People who lack the patience for calligraphy will never have properly formed characters.”
Chuck Norris got shot. We are ...
Chuck Norris got shot. We are now in the hospital, where the bullet is in critical condition. 
