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Short jokes - funny one liners (9681 to 9720)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 9681 to 9720. |
“The debate about unm...
“The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.”
Knock Knock Collection 202
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zippy!
Zippy who?
Mrs Zippy!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zizi!
Zizi who?
Zizi when you know how!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zone!
Zone who?
Zone shadow scares him!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zookeeper!
Zookeeper who?
Zookeeper away from me!
“I must have had the ...
“I must have had the chalkboard flu because today I feel remarkable.”
Madonna and a Convertible
What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible?
A top that comes down easily!
Answering Machine Message 119
Hi, this is Johan advising you that you spend WAY too much time on the phone. GO OUTSIDE... See the world, LIVE a little... Have fun.
“When the window fell...
“When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.”
Good physique
Reason: He knows a woman may be dumb but not blind.
Short funny jokes-David Becham and Ferero Roche
Q. What have David Becham and Ferero Roche got in common?A. They both come in posh boxes!
Chuck Norris can roundhouse ki...
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg. At the same time.What are you expecting?
He saw a pregnant lady standing next to him and asked her, "What are you expecting?"
The pregnant lady replied casually, "a train"
Jason commented to his friends, "Can you beat this! this babe got laid by a Transformer!"
“The ancient Romans o...
“The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum.”
Really funny jokes-Directions to City hospital
Constable: “Lady, just keep standing here and you will be there in no time.”
“The cemetery is the ...
“The cemetery is the dead centre. It's where the local bodies meet.”
Chuck Norris was born a blonde...
Chuck Norris was born a blonde, but the blood of his victims dyed his hair and beard to a healthy orange.Habit
One of my favorite activities is making love to nuns.It's easy once you get into the habit!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
Funny jokes-Married a gorilla
‘Good God,' says the other. ‘That's a bit queer.'
‘Oh no,' replies the first explorer. ‘It was a female gorilla.'
“People are choosing ...
“People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.”
Complete and Finished
There is a subtle but important difference between the words "complete" and "finished."
When you marry the right one, you are complete.
When you marry the wrong one, you are finished.
And if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are completely finished.
“My friend and I are ...
“My friend and I are going to ride our bikes to a house party because I don't think we could handle bars.”
Arthritis is so cruel
"I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.""Crueller than cancer?" his friend asked.
"You bet," the first codger replied, "It makes every single one of your joints stiff, except the right one."
Answering Machine Message 28
Rod Serling imitation: You're dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world without time, where sound collides with color and shadows explode. You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinary telephone answering device... You have reached, "The Twilight Phone".
