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Short jokes - funny one liners (10321 to 10360)

Short jokes - funny one liners (10321 to 10360)

Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 10321 to 10360.

BUG WORKAROUNDS

If you can afford it, try installing Mistress 1.0 on an entirely different system and never run any file transfer applications such as LapLink 6.0.

Another possible solution would be to run Mistress 1.0 via an ISP under an anonymous name.

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Joke Diary - Really Funny Jokes Daily
  • Currently 2.25/10

Rating: 2.3/10 (4)

Short funny jokes-Duck

Tom: Tell me the difference between a duck and a co-pilot?
Jerry: A duck can fly.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 2.33/10

Rating: 2.3/10 (3)

SLIDESHOW #169 - Funny Photo Slideshow

Vroom-Screech

What goes 'vroom-screech-vroom-screech'? A blonde at a flashing red light.

Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Taken from Bartender's guide to Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - once good site, no longer active.
  • Currently 3.27/10

Rating: 3.3/10 (11)

Jordan Rubin: German Porno

I got a German porno movie the other day. It has subtitles, which is great cause, otherwise, I would have had no idea what was going on.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 5.85/10

Rating: 5.9/10 (40)

A couple walking in the park n...

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.
"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.
"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"
#joke #short #food #honey
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
  • Currently 5.60/10

Rating: 5.6/10 (10)

A couple walking in the park n...

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.

"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"


#joke #short #food #honey
Joke | Source: MHINTZ0929's Blog - New funny joke each day
  • Currently 5.20/10

Rating: 5.2/10 (10)

One line jokes-No shortage

There will never be a shortage of Arithmetic teachers as they are always multiplying.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.88/10

Rating: 5.9/10 (8)

Drew Fraser: Settling Down

Trying to find one woman that I can spend the rest of this weekend with.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 4.94/10

Rating: 4.9/10 (16)

Fuzz

Phillip and Phoebe are parked in Lover's Lane.

He embraces her with one arm, and begins to explore with the other hand. Looking over her shoulder, he sees a policeman approaching.

"Awwwww Hell !" he murmured, "Fuzz !"

"What did ya expect ?" Phoebe sez, "A perm?"

Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Taken from Bartender's guide to Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - once good site, no longer active.
  • Currently 5.55/10

Rating: 5.5/10 (33)

Life insurance premiums are ba...

Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.93/10

Rating: 3.9/10 (60)

Short funny jokes-Drunk chicken

Santa: What can drunk chicken give you?
Banta: Scotch eggs!
#joke #short #animal #chicken #food #egg #drinks #scotch
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  • Currently 5.13/10

Rating: 5.1/10 (8)

Brendon Walsh: Badge

The last job I had, I had to wear this badge around my neck all day -- like, a laminated badge. Its like a backstage pass to the crappiest concert ever invented.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 3.89/10

Rating: 3.9/10 (36)

After drinking, Men talk unnec...

After drinking, Men talk unnecessarily, Become emotional,
Drive badly, Stop thinking, Fight for nothing
Women can do all these without drinking!

#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.75/10

Rating: 3.8/10 (8)

Q: Why do little melons have t...

Q: Why do little melons have to have big weddings?

A: Because they "cantaloupe."
#joke #short #fruit #melon #wedding
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  • Currently 4.63/10

Rating: 4.6/10 (8)

One line jokes-Skinny woman

Facts of life: Outside every skinny woman is a fat guy, trying to get in.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.44/10

Rating: 5.4/10 (9)

Patton Oswalt: Romantic Comedies

Every romantic comedy should just be called, Trying to F**k.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 3.78/10

Rating: 3.8/10 (58)

Why did the author write his n...

Why did the author write his novel in the basement?

He wanted to write a best cellar.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (9)

Hillbilly jokes-Twelve girlfriends

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends?

A: A shepherd.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.20/10

Rating: 4.2/10 (10)

Mike Birbiglia: Crying Over a Book

I was on the subway the other day, and the guy next to me was crying over a book. He was actually crying. So, I leaned over -- I go, You dont know how to read, either?
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 5.03/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (39)

I wasted millions invent...

I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Pun Gents - Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
  • Currently 4.67/10

Rating: 4.7/10 (18)

Doctor jokes-God

God in the medical profession
Rick, the Intern, thinks of God.
Jim, the resident, prays to God,
Garry, the doctor talks to God, and
Jill, the nurse IS God.
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  • Currently 5.33/10

Rating: 5.3/10 (9)

Q. How many programmers does i...

Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. That's a hardware issue.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.60/10

Rating: 5.6/10 (10)

Those laid off from my company...

Those laid off from my company are jobless person I fired.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Pun Gents - Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
  • Currently 5.57/10

Rating: 5.6/10 (7)

Chuck Norris was once on Celeb...

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (64)

Q. Why was the fly dancing on ...

Q. Why was the fly dancing on the jam jar?

A. Because on the lid it said, "Twist to open."
#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.42/10

Rating: 5.4/10 (12)

Blonde jokes-No kidding

I met a blonde called Josie who told me about her exploits with the best athletes in college. When I said "no kidding", she thought I was talking about some kind of birth control.
#joke #short #blonde #sport #athlete
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  • Currently 4.00/10

Rating: 4.0/10 (8)

A man will pay $2 for a $1 i...

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 6.25/10

Rating: 6.3/10 (8)

Do social media professors wea...

Do social media professors wear Tweet jackets?
#joke #short
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  • Currently 6.75/10

Rating: 6.8/10 (4)

Chuck Norris qualified with a ...

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 5.69/10

Rating: 5.7/10 (13)

Do you know the difference bet...

Do you know the difference between genius and stupid?

"Genius has its limits."

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (9)

Two Antartians were walking do...

Two Antartians were walking down the street. One stops and says, "Oh my god!!! A dead bird." The other looks up and says, "Were, were?"
#joke #short #animal #bird
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  • Currently 3.63/10

Rating: 3.6/10 (8)

Dog supermarkets became incred...

Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.
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  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (7)

Funny jokes-Stock market turnaround

Jack: The Stock market did an incredible turnaround yesterday.
Sam: Really?
Jack: Yep. A stock broker who jumped out of the window of his sixteenth floor office, saw a computer monitor on the eleventh floor and did a U-turn.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 6.67/10

Rating: 6.7/10 (9)

Why did the Blonde c

Why did the Blonde cross the road? Who cares, what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen!

Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Taken from Bartender's guide to Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - once good site, no longer active.
  • Currently 4.30/10

Rating: 4.3/10 (10)

The spread of Walmart is like ...

The spread of Walmart is like a plague of low-costs.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.46/10

Rating: 4.5/10 (13)

Good and Ideal Man

While creating men, God Promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world. then He made the earth round.

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Joke Diary - Really Funny Jokes Daily
  • Currently 4.71/10

Rating: 4.7/10 (7)

Bargains at the pet shop:
...

Bargains at the pet shop:

A hummingbird that knows the words

A bloodhound with hypoglycemia

A chameleon that's stuck on green

A depressed hyena

An absent-minded elephant
#joke #short #animal #pet #hyena #elephant
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  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (7)

Pit Bull and Pathologist

Q: What is the difference between a Pit Bull and a Pathologist?
A: A Pit bull lets go when you're dead!
#joke #short #animal #bull
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  • Currently 5.20/10

Rating: 5.2/10 (5)

Selling coffee is a mu...

Selling coffee is a mugs game.
#joke #short #drinks #coffee
Joke | Source: Pun Gents - Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
  • Currently 4.56/10

Rating: 4.6/10 (9)

Cannibalism is tough. It’...

Cannibalism is tough. It's Doug eat Doug out there.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Pun Gents - Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
  • Currently 2.33/10

Rating: 2.3/10 (3)

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