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Short jokes - funny one liners (14321 to 14360)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 14321 to 14360. |
Need light
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."
The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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How many supermodels does it t...
How many supermodels does it take to screw in a light bulb? One -- she holds the bulb still and the world revolves around her.#joke #short
It seems that despite the adve...
It seems that despite the advertisements in the paper, stores don't want you to do our Christmas shopping too early.A local store just arrested a fellow for shopping about two hours before the store opened.
#joke #short #christmas
Men Jokes
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?#joke #short
Answering Machine Message 46
Theme music from James Bond: Hello. My name is David, code number 324-5628. I'm sorry I can't take your call, but I'm on an international mission involving the theft of gold plated Spam. Leave a message after the tone, and should I survive my mission, I'll call you back. Ciao babies!
#joke #short
A man walks into a clock shop ...
A man walks into a clock shop one day and pulls his cock out and slaps it down on the counter.The confused sales woman says to the man that they only fix clocks in the shop.
The man then calmly says 'I know. That's why I want you to put two hands on this'.
#joke #short
Pastimes
For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to conduct a survey. He chose to find out peoples' favorite pastimes.#joke #short
Reporters interviewing a 104-y...
Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:'And what do you think is the best thing
About being 104?' the reporter asked.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure
#joke #short
Where Do You Want to Go?
The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"
"Heaven!" they all piped up.
"And what do you have to do to get there?"
They said, "Be dead!"
#joke #short
A little boy walks up to the p...
A little boy walks up to the preacher after church one day and says, "Preacher, when I grow up and get a job, I am going to give you a lot of money."The preacher says, "Why do you want to do that?"
The boy replies, " Because my Daddy said that you are the poorest preacher he has ever heard."
#joke #short
What do you get when two peas ...
What do you get when two peas fight?Marriage in Heaven
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?#joke #short
What do you get when two peas ...
What do you get when two peas fight?Black-eyed peas
Max Thomas, Abbeyhill
If you have a joke you would like to share with us e-mail: letters_en@edinburgh news.com
Max Thomas, Abbeyhill
If you have a joke you would like to share with us e-mail: letters_en@edinburgh news.com
The full article contains 37 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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