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Funny jokes-Parting with Name
A beautiful girl called Rita was driving around in her yellow sports car when she noticed in the rear-view mirror that a policeman on motorcycle was following her.
The policeman finally pulled her over, and holding a ticket ready, said to her, "Ma'am, do you realize you have crossed the speed limit. Give me your name please."
The policeman finally pulled her over, and holding a ticket ready, said to her, "Ma'am, do you realize you have crossed the speed limit. Give me your name please."
Rita, not the brightest of women, replied in an irritated tone, "That's just great......and what am I going to be called then?"
#joke #policeman #sport
Alfred Robles: Girl Like a Report Card
I want a girl that reminds me of my report card: her face has to be an A, she has to have double DDs, cause tonight I want to F. #joke #short
He who lives by the sword, die...
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Trump wants to deport Mexicans
Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He's going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.#joke #short
Three gun shooters having a co
Three gun shooters having a contest in Japan. They are the best shooter in their own countries: US, UK, and China. Their contest is to shoot down the apple on a Japanese head in 200 m far.The first contestant is the US gunner, he uses a sniper rifle and shoot donw the apple easily. Then he speaks out, "Oh Yeah! I am the best sniper around the world!"
The second contestant, the UK shooter, he simply just uses a hand gun shoot the apple down from the Japanese's head. After that, he says, "I am Bond, James Bond..."
Finally, the Chinese, he uses a rifle, aims to the apple, and puts down the trigger... BANG!!! the Japanese is killed with a head-shot by the Chinese. And the Chinese says, "Oh! I am ..... so sorry!!!!"
#joke #fruit #apple
“Last week, my mate a
“Last week, my mate asked me to pick his sister up from the ruler shop. I was centimeter.”
#joke #short
Ice Cream Flavor Galore
A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili, beer, eggplant, smoked trout, spaghetti parmesan, chicken with rice, and spinach. He said some flavors fail; he once abandoned avocado ice cream, and tossed out 99 pounds of it, because it wasn't smooth enough.
Why can't little people
Why can't little people be killed?#joke #short
My dad tried to fuel his car w
My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they're stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.' Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That's right: Randy Johnson.#joke
Time Machine
A scientist was convinced that his recent Time Machine invention could also double as a replicator.
To prove this, he sent his pet duck 1 minute and 2 minutes into the future simultaneously.
After a minute, the first duck appeared unharmed.
The second duck materialized and both ducks were instantly annihilated.
The appearance of the second duck had created a pair of ducks.
by Jester57
#joke #animal #pet
The disorganized Pride parade
The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.#joke #short
If you live beneath a sewer, y
If you live beneath a sewer, you are destined for grateness.#joke #short
What are pigeon dictatorships
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?#joke #short
Chemistry Song 14
We Three Students Of Chemistry Are
We three students of chemistry are
taking tests that we think are hard
Stoichiometry, volumes and densities
worrying all the time.
O room of wonder
room of fright
Room of thermites
blinding light:
With your energies
please don't burn us
Help us get our labs all right.
#joke #short
