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To All on Valentines Day
To All on Valentines Day#joke #short
Ethiopian dictator puns are...
Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.#joke #short
“If you want to hear
“If you want to hear a quick comeback try walking away without paying.”
#joke #short
"Drag and Drop"
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"Drag and Drop""We put the hospital in hospitality"
"Board as a doctor, leave as a patient"
"Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can"
"We have First Class, Business Class and No Class"
"Not enough seating, prepare for a beating"
"We treat you like we treat your luggage"
"We beat the customer. Not the competition"
"And you thought leg room was an issue"
"Where voluntary is mandatory"
"Fight or flight. We decide"
"Now offering one free carry off"
"Beating random customers since 2017"
"If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet"
"A bloody good airline"
#joke #doctor
Must Be the Camera
A photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the lady of the house. She looked at the photos and commented, 'These are great! You must have a good camera.'
He didn't make any comment, but as he was leaving to go home he said, 'That was a really delicious meal!
........You must have some very good pots.'
#joke #food #dinner #meal
A woman complains to her frien
A woman complains to her friend that her hubbie is losing interest in sex, and he prefers nights out with the lads to the joys of copulation.Her friend tells her that to win his love, she must make more effort. She advises her to cook her man a slap up meal and then send him drinking down the pub with his pals. When he returns, she must be dressed in her naughtiest lingerie and look her most beautiful.
The following evening, she does exactly as instructed and is dressed to kill by the time her man returns. When he sees her lying on the bed in all her gear, he tells her to stand up and take it all off. He then tells her to do a hand stand against the bedroom mirror and open her legs.
This excites the woman immensely as her hubbie has never been this erotic before.
She does as instructed, and then he puts his face between her legs, faces the mirror and says, "No, no... maybe the lads are right -- a beard wouldn't suit me."
#joke #food #meal
One day a young man and woman
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.The woman started screaming, "Oh my gosh, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina.
The doctor said, "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina.
The husband nodded and gave his approval.
The young lady said, "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."
So the doctor went deeper and deeper... After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed... The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud... The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What do you think you're doing?"
The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"
Puns about feminism are a setb
Puns about feminism are a setback for women's glib.#joke #short
Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked. #joke #short
People who want to reverse the
People who want to reverse their breast enhancements seriously need to get their prior titties straight.#joke #short
“2017 would have been
“2017 would have been a great year to open up a unisex haircut place and call it 'Totally Clips'.”
#joke #short