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Short jokes - funny one liners (10161 to 10200)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 10161 to 10200. |
Seizure in a Bathtub
Q: What do you do when you find a man in the bath tub havinga seisure?
A: Throw in your laundry.
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Bagpipes Vs Javelin
Q. How is playing the bagpipes like throwing a javelin blindfolded?A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
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Bloopers from Sunday School Students
Good jokes-Ethical dilemma
Salim, the sly merchant was teaching his son Suleiman the secrets of his business.
He said, "When you charge a customer $ 50 for a commodity, and he pays you $100 erroneously, you have an ethical dilemma - should you tell your partner?"
He said, "When you charge a customer $ 50 for a commodity, and he pays you $100 erroneously, you have an ethical dilemma - should you tell your partner?"
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Dana Gould: Whole Approach to Marriage
My whole approach to marriage is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I wont say anything, and then, later, Ill die of cancer.#joke #short
A mother mouse and a baby mous...
A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away."See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"
A mother mouse and a baby mous...
A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along when all of a sudden a cat attacked them.The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.
"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"
Your chances are better...
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing.
"Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend.
"Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90."
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Chuck Norris won't fight Justi...
Chuck Norris won't fight Justin Bieber because he doesn't hit girls.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Michael Kosta: Braille Tattoo
I once convinced a blind woman that I had a Braille tattoo on my penis. Thank god shes a slow reader.#joke #short
A**hole
While nursing a drink at a bar, a young woman was distressed to see a drunken unkept man sit down next to her."Say, honey-baby ... I'd really like to get into those pants of yours."
"Thanks," she shot back, "But I've already got an a**hole in there."
Submitted by Clark Kent
Edited by Yisman
Short funny jokes-Horrible witch
Bobby to Johnny: My dad saw a scary ghost and didn't turn a hair!Johnny: Doesn't surprise me - your dad's bald!
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Hillbilly jokes-Smart son
Audrey-Anne, the hillbilly said to her friend, "You know, my boy's real smart!" He's only five but already spell his name backwards and forwards!"
"What's his name?" asked the friend.
Audrey-Anne replied ,"Bob."
"What's his name?" asked the friend.
Audrey-Anne replied ,"Bob."
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D.L. Hughley: When Does Life Begin?
The whole argument is -- when does life begin? Does it begin at conception, or does it begin when the baby is an embryo? Anybody with children knows life with them dont begin til they can pay their own damn bills.#joke #short
Chuck Norris can has cheezburg...
Chuck Norris can has cheezburger.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Glad Wrap at the therapists
A man walks into a therapist's with just Glad wrap around his waist;
Therapist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts"
... Dad's joke.
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Q: What did the boy ghost say ...
Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost after he saw her all dressed up for Halloween?A: You look boo-tiful!
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Sequel
Seems like they're working on a sequel to the movie 'The Abyss'.Rumor has it that they're going to call it, 'Son of Abyss'.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
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Anal vs Oral
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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In 1990, Chuck Norris founded ...
In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization "Kick Drugs Out of America". If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Jon Dore: Smoking in High School
I started smoking in high school. I never thought Id get hooked. I always thought, by the time I graduate, thats it: no more smoking. But now Im 33. Theres no way Im ever going to graduate.#joke #short
Tourists...
A group of American tourists was being guided through an ancient castle in Europe.
"This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all those years."
"Wow," said one woman dryly, "they must have the same landlord I have."
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Q) What did the chef give his ...
Q) What did the chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?A) A hug and a quiche.
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Chelsea Handler: More Fun to Be Around
I went out with a guy the other night. He goes, You know, Chelsea, you dont have to drink to make yourself more fun to be around. Im like, Listen, f**knut, Im drinking so that youre more fun to be around.#joke #short
Chuck Norris can squeeze orang...
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.Short funny jokes-Cross stream and brook
Tom: What do you get if you decide to cross a stream and a brook?Jerry: Wet feet.
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Sheng Wang: Sexual Restraint
My friend, hes a 30-year-old virgin, does not masturbate. Seems to feel morally superior because of his sexual restraint. But he told me that he still gets wet dreams, which makes me think that hes just a lazy dude.#joke #short
One line jokes-Lost voice
The below questions has always haunted me.....If a swine loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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A prudish lady
Josh goes to a drugstore owned by Mary, a prudish woman. He says to Mary, "Can I have two dozen condoms, miss?"
May says arrogantly, "Don't miss me, mister."
Josh replies sarcastically, "Well then, you better make it 25."
May says arrogantly, "Don't miss me, mister."
Josh replies sarcastically, "Well then, you better make it 25."
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